Chapter II: Massive Pile of Indian Shit

Oh Hong Kong, you amazing noodle-smelling, sewer-scented total New York City rip-off! This place should be avoided by all means in the summer! As you discover the complexities (or lack thereof) of my repugnant, charmless personality throughout these stories, you will learn that I am not the smartest person on the planet, so the visa …

Prologue

Okay so I am starting this blog out of laziness. Let me elaborate. I had this idea to make a long-ish video of my life in China, so my family back home can see how I live my life these days. I’ve been in China for more than two years now. Last year I flew …